beans are good for your heart

alice/16/halifax
i heard somewhere once that turtles hide treasure under their shells, i hope this is true!

because it goes all soft and wispy and i can’t do anything with it. i wanted to wear it up messy tomorrow, or do that pretty little thing where i shove it all over to one side, or even wear it in a big side plaitt. but now i can’t, because i’ve washed it. i prefer having scratty hair thankyou, when it’s been left a few days and preferably rained on.

they should stop referring to gadgets as ‘gadge’. it sounds wrong.

last night my mom said she hopes i never grow up :) i thought it was cute.

today at lunch beth was getting like a full course meal so got 3 pieces of cutlery. i felt left out so i got 5 spoons. i didn’t need them though, so i deposited them on phinn and kristian etcs table and ran away.

because there was this talent show on, and i did one of those knee slides into the hall. you know, like when you were little and it was your best dance move? hmm, well it wasn’t even worth it, the floor wasn’t slidey enough and i just kinda ground to a disappointing halt.

i'm an idiot.

georgia: are you coming to the disco!? you best be!
me: ermm probably, who's going?
georgia: loads of us are, cos it's the 6 from party after, so we'll be dressed up all fancy haha
me: i might go in fancy dress too! maybe as a christmas tree!!
georgia: no alice. dressed up fancy asin, heels etc.
me: oh. well obviously ...

because i forgot my dinner money :’(

You can trap mice on a table without a cage because mice are afraid to jump off high vertical drops 8)

students in the young enterprize, do a christmas card service. you write out a card, and they deliver it and read it out to thier class, dressed as santa or an elf etc. today i wrote out one saying ‘to alice, you’re so sxc bbe, suck mah ballz, luv alice.’ hehe i just want to hear him read it out, then for everyone to realize i wrote it to myself :’)

:')

Mr. Davies: boys did you know there was a basketball game on tonight?
Me: CAN I PLAY SIR!?
Mr. Davies: if i'd have known you were available, you'd be first on the list alice.